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Name: Darrell
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Richardson
Birthday: 10/13/1959
Gender: Male


Interests: Chocolate Chip Cookies. Baseball. Eviction.
Expertise: Procrastination. Wasted potential. Slovenly habits.
Occupation: Legal
Industry: Legal


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AIM: BusLitig8r


Member Since: 8/15/2005

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Facebook makes me mad

And I just needed to say that somewhere.


Friday, November 02, 2007

see you on facebook.


Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Van Chevrolet?

As many of you already know, Van Chevrolet took advantage of me awhile back. So I posted a web site about my experience here.

Well, there was much furor for a little while and they tried to buy the site and I said no and so it all died down. But the site lived on.

Well, last week it appears that google maps has apparently decided that my web site is more relevant than Van's actual web site and now, when you are looking for them it maps them, but directs you to my site.

Click here and then click on their name and you will see what I mean. For me it was the letter J, but it might come up in a different order for you.

So very, very funny. And so deserved.


Monday, October 22, 2007

Oh, the trouble this guy has seen.

The following is reprinted from Uncle John’s Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader book.


Frane Selak. Image: 1dir1.org

Is he lucky … or unlucky? You decide.

THE SELAK ZONE

On a cold January day in 1962, a Croatian music teacher named Frane Selak was traveling from Sarajevo to Dubrovnik by train. Well, that’s where he thought he was going. Little did he know what he was actually about to embark upon a strange 40-year odyssey marked by freak accidents and near-death experiences.

The train carrying Selak in 1962 inexplicably jumped the tracks and plunged into an icy river, killing 17 passengers. Selak managed to swim back to shore, suffering hypothermia, shock, bruises, and a broken arm, but very happy to be alive.

One year later, Selak was on a plane traveling from Zagreb to Rijeka when a door blew off the plane and he was sucked out of the aircraft. A few minutes later the plane crashed; 19 people were killed. But Selak woke up in a hospital - he’d been found in a haystack and had only minor injuries.

In 1966 he was riding on a bus that went off the road and into a river. Four people were killed - but not Selak. He suffered only cuts and bruises.

In 1970 he was driving along when his car suddenly caught fire. He managed to stop and get out just before the fuel tank exploded and engulfed the car in flames.

In 1973 a faulty fuel pump sprayed gas all over the engine of another of Selak’s car while he was driving it, blowing flames through the air vents. His only injury: he lost most of his hair. His friends started calling him "Lucky."

In 1995 he was hit by a city bus in Zagreb but received only minor injuries.

In 1996 he was driving on a mountain road when he turned a corner and saw a truck coming straight at him. He drove the car through a guardrail, jumped out, landed in a tree - and watched his car explode 300 feet below.

BAD NEWS (AND GOOD NEWS) TRAVELS FAST

By this time he was starting to get an international reputation for his amazing knack for survival. "You could look at it two ways," Selak said. "I am either the world’s unluckiest man or the luckiest. I prefer to believe the latter."

How does the story of Frane Selak end? Luckily, of course. In June 2003, at the age of 74, Selak bought his first lottery ticket in 40 years … and won more than $1 million. "I am going to enjoy my life now," he said. "I feel like I have been reborn. I know God was watching over me all these years." He told reporters that he planned to buy a house, a car, and a speedboat, and to marry his girlfriend. (He’d been married four times before and reflected, "My marriages were disasters, too.")
Update: In 2004 Selak was hired to star in an Australian TV commercial for Doritos. At first he accepted the job, but then changed his mind and refused to fly to Sydney for the filming. Reason: He said he didn’t want to test his luck.


Friday, October 19, 2007

Email from the web site the other day.  Produced here just as I received it:

Name: Joram
Email_address: xxxxxxxx@gmail.com
phone:
ZipCode: None.
B1: Submit
Remote Name: 200.73.14.232
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.0.04506.30)

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It's a legal issue, Darrell, & if there's anyone, I do not know, if I can 'just like that' trust, it's my Da- nish mother, thus economically absolutely welcome(+) to receive an ultimatum about, what moral is, so that I can at least, at long last more easily find out & deal with, whatever 'moral future' awaits all of us, who ARE mora- lists, whatever that means: to be continued. Greet's from Yours, faith- fully, Joram, xxxxxxx@gmail.com.




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